Finally Red Riding Hood gets the wolf and a pretty new coat ~ ``That's wrong!'' cried Wolf. ``Have you forgot To tell me what BIG TEETH I've got? Ah well, no matter what you say, I'm going to eat you anyway.''
The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.She wimps a pistol from her knickers.

Finally Red Riding Hood gets the wolf and a pretty new coat ~ ``That's wrong!'' cried Wolf. ``Have you forgot To tell me what BIG TEETH I've got? Ah well, no matter what you say, I'm going to eat you anyway.'' The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.She wimps a pistol from her knickers.

She aims it at the creature's head And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead. A few weeks later, in the wood, I came across Miss Riding Hood.
But what a change! No cloak of red, No silly hood upon her head.
She said, ``Hello, and do please noteMy lovely furry wolfskin coat.''

She aims it at the creature's head And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead. A few weeks later, in the wood, I came across Miss Riding Hood. But what a change! No cloak of red, No silly hood upon her head. She said, ``Hello, and do please noteMy lovely furry wolfskin coat.''

CapturedMemories says:
funny!
Feb 8, 2009

gypsykate says:
*lmao* i love how you turned little red riding hood into cruella de ville! hahaha! love it, 10+10!
Feb 3, 2009

Late_Bloomer says:
Go Red Riding Hood !!!~ This is great !!!~
Feb 2, 2009

Zharif says:
hahaha! GrEAT story n page :p
Jan 28, 2009

ofelia roca says:
Wonderful page, Pamela!!!
Jan 26, 2009

DitzBitz says:
ROFLMAO! hilarious! & isn't Red beautiful?! love it!
Jan 26, 2009

Chaserboy says:
Ahh, you have to love Roald Dahl! He had such a quirky sense of humour. You have used his tale well here.
Jan 26, 2009

ACountryRose says:
awesome page
Jan 26, 2009

Chloe11 says:
Love your page,
Jan 26, 2009

Delsol Jan/Naelle_Coeurs de pirate says:
adorable page and story
Jan 26, 2009