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Good News!

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Well ok, it’s only alright news. Remember the Van, yes the one I write about often that sucks, well lets just say the dealership and I had a little disagreement about the condition of the van in which it was sold to us, again probably why the van sucks so much in the first place. Well after spending 8 exhausting hours in depositions last week, with the owner of the dealership, and his prick of an attorney, who in my opinion after some of the remarks he made to me, that completely didn’t have anything to do with anything, I should sue his ass next. Actual questions the prick thought were appropriate to ask 1. You can read and speak English correct? Needless to say my attorney objected, but my thought – No stupid!! I have just sat in this room with you for the last 6 hours, thus speaking to everyone in the room, in perfect English, at what point didn’t you catch that? 2. Your husband drives a Corvette correct, is that how he picked you up? Ofcourse the question was also objected to. But my thought Yes you fat balding pig, my husband did drive a Corvette, but if we’re making assumptions here, I guess its fair to assume by looking at you, your wife picked you up grazing at the buffet. Needless to say my attorney called the next day and said that the way this idiot was acting was straight out of an episode of Law & Order, swinging his arms, yelling and just over all being a huge jerk. I got to guess that atleast they think they did something wrong since they offered a settlement! Oh well atleast it’s over. Now Jared and I can focus on getting the condo ready to sell.